8 February 2012

Suggestions On How Sachin Tendulkar Can Get His 100th 100

Suggestions on how Sachin Tendulkar can get his 100th hundred:

It's not Sachin's fault, it's the media, the fans, and the general global vulture culture. So, play a match behind closed doors, without any attendances or coverage, and there you go :)

The BCCI controls the ICC, right? Or that's what the more confident Indians like to claim. So, promote the Czech Republic to ODI or Test status, send them to India (important!), and there you go :)

On the way to his 100th hundred, Sachin is obviously his own biggest enemy. So, the BCCI needs to stop arranging matches in which Sachin is pitted against himself, and there you go :)

Grant Sachin the Australian citizenship as long as India cum Vinay are still touring Oz... and there you go :)

Sachin is God, right? So, FFS just make it happen SRTdammit!!!!!




ARGHHHHH!


Wes

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey six-u mama!

Anonymous said...

Nothing could be said about this post. Not your fault though. To feel Sachin, you have to be born in India. What it means to be a heartbeat of a billion can only be felt by this person in whole world!

Anyway, I understand you making senseless jokes out of anxiety. But there is some standard. Does this man need any more testimonial after consistently proving himself for 23 years? Well, the answer is no. The fact that you are writing about him itself speaks why he is a Demigod.

You better grow up!

-pdk

Mudassar said...

Poor Sachin :(

Rishabh said...

I was pointedly trying to avoid watching/listening to that Sachin anthem... now look what you've done :P

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Dhanush, another great great (tehehe) from Tamil Nadu. Coincidence? I don't think so. They keep finding me :P I need to check out his Kolaveri song, it seems to be another potential cracker.

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Just watched it... OMG... the guy is god ... how awesome are the lyrics

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

pdk if you don't understand the tone of this blog and target of this post then perhaps it's you who should grow up a little and think a bit outside the box. Good luck with that, my bold anonymous friend :)

Rishabh said...

Wes, is this a language barrier, that makes you say 'awful' instead of 'awesome'? That song is tripe :P

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Rishi the lyrics are cracking me up!! The interpretation, how it is performed, hilarious... while the song itself is an earworm par excellence, loving it like mad!

Anand Kumar said...

Sachin is Sachin .. No one can fill his place . Sachin Tendulkar has the maximum record . Even bowlers of pakistan got frightened in front of him.And the intellectual who are against him are patient of alzheimers or they dont have any online friend in their social networking sites

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Thank you very much for your comment, Anand, made my day :)

Anonymous said...

Hi,i donno how i actually came to ur blog but have stumbled across this post.If u have really have such venom against sachin n if it makes u happy,thn i say good for u!!!
I would never expect a random German girl to know what Sachin means to cricket and India.i dont claim to be an expert at the game,but have been fervently following it for the past 20 years n i can surely say He is by far the most graceful batsman i have ever seen.I know i cant change ur stubborn mind nor do i wish to.I just wanna say that petty HATERS like u only give more reason for people like me to emulate Him n that's the reason for my rant on ur 9 months old post.n may u remember without him cricket would have been a poorer sport by half a billion fans and many more billions of dollars.enjoy ur cricket!!!

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Dear bold Anonymous, thank you very much for your bucketload of national prejudice and blind rage, I am sorry if you feel hurt because you think I dared to make fun of your prophet. You realise the irony that lies in you calling me a hater? :)

If not, here's a hint for you: it's not been me who came out all guns blazing like a bull charging at a red cloth that prevents any kind of proper eyesight, let alone sufficient understanding of the post beyond the mere mention of Sachin's name.

No, I am not blaming you for that. After all, "I would never expect a random Indian guy" to comprehend a light-hearted, gentle pisstake on the western irritation with the Sachin cult and the fact that his milestone-obsessed fans piled an incredible amount of pressure on his shoulders, which dragged out the wait for his 100th 100, and the media hype resulting from that, to the point of the unbearable.

But such unnoticeable subtleties seem to elude your perception, however, no worries, I am not mad at you, because only Non-Indians, or as Anand above puts it, intellectual Alzheimer patients with no friends on social networks (priceless ^^), are capable of sensing a possible meta level in a text, no?

Best of luck with all your endeavours, and make sure your Indian flag never accidentally drops below your waistline, or you will get the shit beaten out of you by a horde of guys like yourself.

Cheers :)

Sid the Gnome said...

Wes, you rule!

I can say no more, except that some people a sense of humour-ectomy (or Alzheimer drugs).

Wes playforcountrynotforself said...

Cheers, Sid!

Amos said...

Awwww, I've posted so many similar comments on Sachin and never managed to get so much hateful attention. You are one lucky girl..

I am an indian, and tho i respect Sachin for the player that he is, do not make a god out of him. I would have been a big fan of him if only he didn't hog the limelight for every random thing he does, when there were other actually less gifted players who contributed more to the betterment of the teams cause. .

P.s I'm from Tamil Nadu n a big fan of Dhanushs works, barring that Anthem..